So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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