ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
