I think i peed on brittanys purse
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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