don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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