whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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