The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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