Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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