I wish I could punch you in the face.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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