I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I want a musical about memes.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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