So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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