you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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