you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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