Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
