My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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