Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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