Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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