He is an equal opportunity slut.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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