oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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