Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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