Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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