i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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