If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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