I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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