Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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