her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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