He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
