Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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