he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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