now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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