some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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