I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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