You smell like stripper and shame
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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