Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
be right there i have to get my cape
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Couch. On fire.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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