Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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