we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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