A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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