i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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