I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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