I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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