Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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