Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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