Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
