Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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