She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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