okay pat passed out under dana's car
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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