Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
