He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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