I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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