Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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