im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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