I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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