I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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