i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Randomize