White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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